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SMART GRINGO: THE NEXT GENERATION

 

Para obtener la máxima intensidad, se debe de pronunciar el ingles lo más exagerado posible. lo ideal, sería dárselo a leer a un ingles o americano...

Who egg ass Al bee yard?= Juegas al billar= fancy a game of pool?

Anchor is O E very co. = un chorizo iberico = an iberic sausage.

M boy up ahead= me voy a pajear = I`m going to masturbate.

Mess alley the loss couhg on S= me sale de los cojones = I feel like it.

Jam Stan Dan Dough Purdey trash = ya me estan dando por detras = they
are already fucking with me.

Mellow ward on L ball C yo= me lo guardo en el bolsillo= I keep it in my pocket.

Un lap on me moore D O loss web O s. = un lapon me mordio los huevos=a Lappan bit my balls.

T as Tyra down p dough.= Te has tirado un pedo=you farted!

Third O up S toss O= cerdo apestoso = you filthy pig!

Mousse = mus = mus
no eye mousse. N V dough = no hay mus, Envido = no way, two up.
C run Think O= serán cinco =it shalll be five.
seven think O= se ven cinco = five is fine.

HERMANN DAD THE LAST RAY ANN EGG RAH! = NO NECESITA TRADUCCION.

Un apart E D tatoo Lou?= UNA PARTIDITA TULU ?=FANCY A GAME OF CHUTULHU?

Who gum oh sun Zen yore?= Jugamos un señor ?= What about a Lord of the rings?

Me whore as M Moss Person aheads the roll eh must er= mejor hacemos personajes de rolemaster= we better make some rolemaster characters.

Watchmen S L comic the fee neat IVO the Sue per R O S = Watchemen es el
comic definitivo de superheroes= Watchmen is the ultimate superhero comic.

Alan Moore S D Ozzy Neil Gaiman Sue proof it ah.= Alan Moore es Dios y Neil Gaiman su profeta.=Alan Moore is God and Neil Gaiman is his prophet.

Un as papas, un Oslo moss E B N the Al moore tah. = unas papas, unos lomos y bien de almorta= bueno, eso.

Mel up on go touch ah!= me la pongo tocha!= um.. er... yes.. I am making it bigger.
Mess Sue ball laugh were za. = me subo la fuerza= I´m increasing my strength.